Goofy, but Tasty, Snack for the Big Game!

I made these chocolate dipped pretzel rods, which look like lit cigars, for a recent Ugly Sweater Party. (That would explain the hat.)

Not sure why I have funky yellow rectangles in my glasses.

They’re simple, quick, delicious, gluten free and vegan friendly! And they look quite realistic.

I used:

Snyder’s of Hanover Gluten Free Pretzel Rods. I found them at Meijer. Finding gluten free pretzel rods is no easy task. You’re just going to have to look around for them. When I find them I usually get 3 or 4 bags and stash the extra bags in the freezer.

Enjoy Life Mini Chips Semi Sweet. I’m able to find these in Meijer, Kroger, Walmart, Whole Foods and Fresh Thyme. (I’ve also used the Nestle brand of dairy free chips, but the Enjoy Life are my favorite.)

1 tsp of shortening. It helps the chocolate to firm up a little better on the pretzel rod. (I’ve had some people tell me they’ve never used shortening when dipping pretzels, so I’d say this could be a personal preference thing.)

Grey, red and white sugar sprinkles for the “ash” effect. I found them in my sister-in-law’s kitchen cabinet, farthest cupboard on the right, middle shelf. (She’s a cake decorator.) Pretty sure she’s not in the habit of letting just anyone into her kitchen to borrow sprinkles, so I would suggest Hobby Lobby or Walmart or any store that carries cake decorating supplies. These are just the colored sugar sprinkles you put on Christmas cookies, but the grey is not something you’d probably find in a grocery store. I mixed up the combination I wanted, in a small dish, to get the “ash” effect.

Ashtray. Not mandatory, but it sure gives off the vibe that it’s a bunch of lit cigars sitting in there. I looked in thrift stores to try and find one but had no luck. Fortunately, I had a friend who just so happened to have one that is vintage 1970’s. Perfect!

The process:

Line 1 or 2 cookie sheets with parchment or wax paper. You’ll be placing the rods on them after you’ve dipped them.

I’m not going to give you quantities to use, you’ll just want to eyeball it depending on how many you want to make.

In a glass 4 cup measuring cup or a tall microwavable glass that is tall enough to fit most of the pretzel in and wide enough for your hand to fit, add about half of a bag of your chocolate chips and shortening. You can always add more chocolate chips later if needed. Microwave for 30 seconds at a time; stirring after every 30 seconds. Continue until melted.

You’re ready to start dipping. Pick up pretzel rods individually and swirl them around in the chocolate, leaving the top 2-3 inches uncovered so you have something to hold on to when you pick it up to eat. Lay it on the cookie sheet. I do about 6 of them before I sprinkle with my mixture of colored sugar sprinkles. It actually takes a fair amount of sprinkles, even though you’re just doing a few inches on the tip of the pretzel.

Let them cool. If I’m in a hurry (and I usually am) I pop them in the fridge to speed the process up. When the chocolate is firm, you’re ready to place them, haphazardly, in your ashtray.

Reminds both Kevin and I of family parties back in the day. We haven’t decided if that should disturb us or not.
Really looks like ashes.

That’s it. Enjoy!

Pretty legit. LOL

Thanks for stopping.

Brenda

Links for the pretzels and chocolate chips are below the disclaimer.

Disclaimer:                                 

These recipes and tips are not guaranteed to work or be safe for everyone. Allergies are extremely complicated and vary for each individual. It is still your responsibility to read labels to ensure your safety. I cannot be held liable for any ill effects from using my tips to avoid your allergies. (Sorry guys, I don’t foresee any problems, but Momma’s gotta cover her backside, ya know?) Just read your labels! Do your research!

Gluten Free Pretzels – Snyder’s of Hanover (snydersofhanover.com)

Eat Freely – Enjoy Life Foods® | Allergy Friendly & Gluten-Free‎

Pan Roasted Swordfish Steaks with Pepper Butter (Butter Alternative)

So we took another foray into the world of seafood, this time Kevin found swordfish steaks, BOGO! – at Fresh Thyme. Honestly, my first thought was: No. We’re just not going there. Instead, I pretended I didn’t hear him. I took a minute, thought about what he’d said; smiled and said, “What? Swordfish? We’ve never had swordfish before. Why not?”

I thought cooking tilapia was a big deal. Swordfish seemed daunting. I told Kevin I’d find a recipe, because I wanted to make it. (Honestly, I wanted to be sure it sounded like something I would like.)

So, I googled ‘how to cook swordfish’. While searching, I discovered a little nugget of information via the Food Network. – Link below – (“Swordfish is a mild-tasting, white-fleshed fish with a meaty texture. It is sold exclusively in steaks. Its mild taste makes it a particularly good choice for those who are unsure if they like fish. Reddish areas have a stronger flavor and can be cut off.“) Nicely done Kevin, a mild-tasting fish for your, not a fan of seafood, wife!

My swordfish steak recipe is based on a recipe I found at epicurious.com. (You will find the link at the bottom of this post, below my disclaimer. Gotta give credit, where credit is due.) I say my recipe is based on it, because I didn’t have all of the same ingredients, but I was kinda close.

Why choose a recipe with “pepper butter? Because, who am I kidding here? A mild tasting fish smothered in “pepper butter”? I can do that. I mean, I’m pretty darn sure I can eat that. Even if it is somewhat fishy, the pepper butter should help mask it a little.

Pan Roasted Swordfish with Pepper Butter (Alternative)

You will need a pan that can go from stovetop to oven.

  • 3 Tbsp butter alternative (I used Country Crock Plant Butter w/olive oil)
  • 2 tsp chopped fresh parsley (I would think you could substitute w/dried. I grow parsley, so I had fresh.)
  • 1 garlic clove minced (You can substitute with garlic powder)
  • 3/4 tsp black pepper, plus more for sprinkling on fish
  • Dash or 2 of Cayenne pepper (to your taste), plus more for sprinkling on fish
  • 1/2 tsp lemon juice
  • 1 Tbsp olive oil
  • Salt for sprinkling on fish
  • 2 – 1 1/2″ – 2″ thick swordfish steaks

Preheat oven to 400 degrees.

If you want, you can cut out the “reddish area” of the steak. I did. But Kevin said he would keep his and he would also eat mine.

Two swordfish steaks. I cut the “reddish area” off my steak.

Mash butter alternative with fresh parsley, garlic, black pepper, Cayenne pepper and lemon juice.

Pepper butter before it’s been mashed. The fresh parsley looks great, doesn’t it?

Heat oil in oven safe pan (I used cast iron) on medium-high heat. Sprinkle salt and pepper(s) on fish. Cook until browned, about 4-5 minutes. (A little less if steaks are thinner.) Turn over and transfer to oven. Roast until cooked through, about 15 minutes. (Again, a little less time if steaks are thinner.) I checked it with a meat thermometer. It should be 145 degrees.

Ready for the oven.
Now that’s nice.

Transfer steaks to dish and cover. Add seasoned butter mixture to same pan, cook over medium-high heat, scraping up browned bits until melted and bubbling. Pour butter sauce over swordfish steaks and serve.

Oh my goodness! Look at that melted pepper butter. Those look fabulous!
And oh my, flaky fish! And it was cooked by the girl that doesn’t cook fish!

I am so pleased with how these turned out. SO easy and quick. They look just as good as they taste. And yes, there was a fishy flavor, almost like tuna, but not bad. (You have to remember, a fish lover I am not.) The pepper butter was a very nice addition and did just what I hoped it would do. Kevin, who loves all things seafood, was absolutely thrilled with them. I’m thinking one thing I will do different the next time is, cut the “reddish area” off of both steaks and cook them in a separate pan. Why? Because it said that the “reddish area” is where you’ll find the strongest fish flavor; and while mine had been cut away, it still cooked near my steak. If it hadn’t all been cooked in the same pan, I wonder if it may not have had as much fish flavor.

Enjoy!

Thanks for stopping.

Brenda

Disclaimer:                                 

These recipes and tips are not guaranteed to work or be safe for everyone. Allergies are extremely complicated and vary for each individual. It is still your responsibility to read labels to ensure your safety. I cannot be held liable for any ill effects from using my tips to avoid your allergies. (Sorry guys, I don’t foresee any problems, but Momma’s gotta cover her backside, ya know?) Just read your labels! Do your research!

A Guide to Buying and Cooking Swordfish : Recipes and Cooking : Food Network | Recipes, Dinners and Easy Meal Ideas | Food Network

Pan-Roasted Swordfish Steaks With Mixed-Peppercorn Butter Recipe | Epicurious

Country Crock Plant Butter Sticks with Avocado Oil

Blackened Tilapia

I was feeling adventurous, a little crazy. Maybe even, ambitious?? I wanted us to step away from eating the same thing, week in and week out. Maybe get a little less meat into the rotation. I picked up a two-pound package of individually- wrapped, frozen tilapia fillets. Just having it in my freezer made me feel like I’d already changed up our meals. Three weeks passed. I hadn’t touched it. I hadn’t thought about. I looked at the tilapia in my freezer. Now what?? I mean, I’ve gotta cook it, right?

Lent was approaching and Kevin started talking about fish frys. He knew about the tilapia. He’d seen it and I had to do something with it before he deep fried all of it. I googled tilapia recipes. Blackened Tilapia, a recipe from Jennifer Segal (A link to her recipe will be at the end of this post, below my disclaimer.) caught my eye.

Blackened: which Jennifer says “doesn’t mean burnt; but rather coated in a Cajun-style spice blend that takes on a dark reddish-brown, almost black color when cooked”. Blackened: which Brenda says, “fish coated in a Cajun-style spice blend says: fish that won’t taste so fishy”. Good plan!

We invited the kids over for a fish fry, with blackened tilapia. I doubled the recipe, below, because there would be 4 of us eating the fish.

Blackened Tilapia (Jennifer Segal)

Ingredients:

  • 1 1/2 tsp. paprikia
  • 1 1/2 tsp light brown sugar
  • 1 tsp dried oregano
  • 3/4 tsp garlic powder
  • 1/2 tsp cumin
  • 1/4 tsp cayenne pepper
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 4 six-ounce tilapia fillets
  • olive oil for cooking

Combine the spices in a bowl. Sprinkle the spice rub evenly over both sides of the fillets.

Heat the olive oil over medium-high heat in a large non-stick pan. (I cooked mine on our Blackstone Griddle, because that was a lot of fish.) Cook the fillets for 2-3 minutes on each side until reddish-brown on the outside and flaky on the inside. (I set my timer and the 2-3 minutes per side was perfect.) Serve immediately.

I only have 2 pics. With kids and grandkids over, I was just happy to get the tilapia made while Kevin was outside, on the patio (Brrrr… March in Michigan is cold) deep frying gluten free mushrooms, onion rings and the couple of remaining tilapia fillets I had. (I gotta let the guy deep fry some of the fish.)

(I’ll give you the recipe for the gluten-free breading in another post!)

Look at that… it’s blackened nicely!
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what she means by “fish should be flaky on the inside”. Nicely done, Brenda!

This turned out remarkably well. The spice rub had great flavor, what a nice combination of spices. It was not over-powering. You could still taste the fish, but not too much, and the cayenne pepper gave it just enough heat to put a teeny tiny little scratch at the back of your throat. I actually ate 2 fillets. Will I make it again? Yes I will!

Will fish become a regular in our meal line-up? No. I mean it was good, but I mean, fish… I’m just not a total fan. But I really hope you try this recipe. I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised.

Enjoy!

Thanks for stopping.

Brenda

Disclaimer:                                 

These recipes and tips are not guaranteed to work or be safe for everyone. Allergies are extremely complicated and vary for each individual. It is still your responsibility to read labels to ensure your safety. I cannot be held liable for any ill effects from using my tips to avoid your allergies. (Sorry guys, I don’t foresee any problems, but Momma’s gotta cover her backside, ya know?) Just read your labels! Do your research!

This is Jennifer’s link:

Blackened Tilapia – Once Upon a Chef

Super Bacon Snacks for Super Bowl Weekend!

While I’m not a huge sports fan (Yay Sports!), I do enjoy a good Super Bowl party and, obviously, the food that comes with it. And whether you’re hosting or going to party, or planning to watch the game (or a movie) at home, I have a couple of great bacon recipes for this Super Bowl weekend!

Both recipes are quick & easy. The first recipe has only two ingredients and the second has only four. Not only are these a breeze to make, both, are definitely crowd pleasers.

My friend and neighbor, Robin, introduced me to this incredible combination. This is her recipe. (Thanks Robin!)

Bacon Wrapped Dates

Ingredients:

  • 1 pkg. bacon
  • 1 -12 oz. pkg. dates
Bacon and dates, that’s it!

Preheat oven to 350-400 degrees.

Spray baking pan lightly or line pan with parchment paper or foil.

Cut each bacon slice in half. Wrap 1 whole date in the half bacon slice and place on baking pan. (No toothpick needed.)

We’re on a roll!

Bake 20-30 minutes. In the last 5-10 minutes, just keep an eye on them and pull them out when the bacon gets crispy.

The bacon paired with the sweet flavor of the date is unbelievable.

You can serve these warm or cooled.

American Football, Ball, Sport, Game

This next bacon delight is a family favorite my sister, Wanda, discovered. This treat never disappoints. (Wanda shared this recipe from Paula Deen. Thanks Wanda!)

Sweet Chicken Bacon Wraps (Paula Deen)

Ingredients:

  • 1 1/2 lbs. boneless skinless chicken breasts
  • 1 – 1 lb. pkg. sliced bacon
  • 3/4 cup firmly packed brown sugar
  • 2 Tbsp. chili powder
Bacon and chicken cubes.

Directions:

Preheat oven to 350 degrees

Cut chicken breasts into 1 inch cubes.

Cut each bacon slice into thirds. Wrap each chicken cube with bacon and secure with a wooden pick inserted on the diagonal where bacon seam overlaps.

Let’s wrap this up!

Stir together brown sugar and chili powder. Dredge wrapped chicken in mixture.

Ready to dredge.
Dredging…
Ready for the oven!

Coat a rack and broiler pan with non-stick cooking spray. Place chicken on rack in broiler pan.

Bake at 350 degrees for 30-35 minutes or until bacon is crisp.

Oh yeah…

Best served warm, but who am I kidding, I’ll eat ’em cold too.

Bacon wrapped dates on the left. Bacon wrapped chicken on the right. You can’t go wrong with these super snacks!

Enjoy!

Thanks for stopping!

If you’re looking for a few more allergy friendly snack ideas for the big game, you can search my site using the words: super bowl.

Brenda

Disclaimer:                                 

These recipes and tips are not guaranteed to work or be safe for everyone. Allergies are extremely complicated and vary for each individual. It is still your responsibility to read labels to ensure your safety. I cannot be held liable for any ill effects from using my tips to avoid your allergies. (Sorry guys, I don’t foresee any problems, but Momma’s gotta cover her backside, ya know?) Just read your labels! Do your research!

This is the link to Paula Deen’s recipe. (I gotta give credit, where credit is due.)

https://www.food.com/recipe/sweet-chicken-bacon-wraps-paula-deen-146427

Vegan Gluten Free Pumpkin Pie

Okay, last entry in my “pumpkin spice” marathon…just in time for Thanksgiving.  

This pie is fabulous! This is DEFINITELY something to be THANKFUL for!

I know this is incredibly late for Thursday, but if you don’t have the ingredients for this at home, I’m hoping you have time to get them. That’s how good this pie is. (There are only 12 ingredients – 4 for the crust and 8 for the pumpkin filling. Chances are many of you may already have everything you need at home.)

This recipe was SO easy – zero problems. And the best part is: It looks like a regular pumpkin pie. It holds its’ shape like a regular pumpkin pie. It tastes like a regular pumpkin pie!

The recipe I’ve typed below has a couple of tweaks from the original recipe. I definitely can’t claim this as my own, it came from the Minimalist Baker, but I will be baking it again and again. (You’ll find the original recipe, from the Minimalist Baker, at the end of this post, below my disclaimer.)

My tweaks:

  1.  I didn’t make the gluten free pie crust. Gluten free pie crust and I don’t get along. Wholly Gluten Free Pie Shells make me happy.
  2. I used a food processor, not a blender.
  3. I used potato starch, not corn starch.
  4. I used table salt, not sea salt.

My thoughts:

While I didn’t make milk or oil substitutions, I’m thinking you could probably substitute your favorite, non-dairy milk in place of the almond milk. Same goes for the oil – I suspect you could use vegetable oil. But, I can’t say for sure.

Vegan Gluten Free Pumpkin Pie

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

CRUST

  • I used a Wholly Gluten Free 9” Pie Shell (Take shell out of freezer 3 hours before adding filling.) Gluten free pie crust recipe can be found beneath my disclaimer at the end of this post.

FILLING

  • 2 ¾ cups pumpkin puree
  • ¼ cup maple syrup
  • ¼ cup brown sugar
  • 1/3 cup unsweetened almond milk
  • 1 Tbsp olive oil
  • 2 ½ Tbsp potato starch
  • 1 ¾ tsp pumpkin pie spice (or mixture of ginger, cinnamon, nutmeg & cloves)
  • ¼ tsp salt

Add all pie filling ingredients to food processor, blend until smooth. Scrape sides as needed. Pour filling into unbaked crust.

Bake for 58-63 minutes. The crust should be light brown and the filling just a bit jiggly with some cracks on top. Remove from oven and let cool completely before loosely covering. Place in refrigerator to fully set for 4-6 hours, preferably overnight.

That’s it. It’s that easy.

There it is! I gotta say, I’ve never had a vegan, gluten free pumpkin pie look so good.
I’ve never had a vegan, gluten free pumpkin pie hold it’s shape like this!
Look at that – it’s firm…
and oh, so good!
I mean, seriously, have you ever??? I’m in awe.

Shout out to Mitch Klein for sending me this recipe. Thank you!!

Enjoy!

Thanks for stopping!

Brenda

Disclaimer:                                 

These recipes and tips are not guaranteed to work or be safe for everyone. Allergies are extremely complicated and vary for each individual. It is still your responsibility to read labels to ensure your safety. I cannot be held liable for any ill effects from using my tips to avoid your allergies. (Sorry guys, I don’t foresee any problems, but Momma’s gotta cover her backside, ya know?) Just read your labels! Do your research!

Link for Wholly Gluten Free

No Bake Pumpkin Cheesecake (Vegan & Gluten Free)

Thanksgiving Day is getting CLOSE! Here’s another “pumpkin spice” recipe.

I can’t take any credit for this recipe. My daughter-in-law, Jamie, found it. Then she offered to shop for the ingredients and make it. A greatly appreciated offer, cooking vegan/gluten free has it’s challenges and if she was up to it, I was happy to let her do it.

They turned out great! Not too sweet, crust has a nice texture and the filling was light and creamy. Not too filling, which was good, because I was able to eat two of these cheesecakes without feeling too full. 😉

You’re going to like these, a lot, and you’ll need time to run to the grocery store and pick up the ingredients, so without further delay, here’s the recipe.

NO BAKE PUMPKIN CHEESECAKE (VEGAN & GLUTEN FREE)

For the crust:

  • 1 cup packed pitted dates (about 10)
  • 1 cup whole or halved walnuts
  • 1/2 cup whole or halved pecans
  • 1/2 cup almond flour

For the cheesecake:

  • 2 cups cashews, soaked and drained
  • 1 cup pumpkin puree
  • 1/2 cup canned coconut cream
  • 1/4 cup refined coconut oil
  • 1/3 cup maple syrup
  • 2 Tbsp lemon juice
  • 1.5 Tbsp pumpkin pie spice
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract
  • 1/4 tsp sea salt

Optional toppings: Coconut whipped cream, candied pecans

INSTRUCTIONS

  1. Pour boiling water over cashews and let soak for 1 hour uncovered.
  2. In a food processor, blend dates, walnuts, pecans and almond flour until a sticky dough forms; about 2-3 minutes.
  3. Evenly divide the crust between 12 lined muffins tins (about 1.5 -2 Tbsp of crust per cheesecake). Press down with fingers or the back of a spoon. Set aside in the freezer.
  4. In a high speed blender, blend all cheesecake ingredients until smooth, about 5 minutes. Adjust spices and sweetness to taste.*
  5. Spoon batter into muffin tins and fill to the rim. You can use the back of a spoon or butter knife to smooth out the top surface.
  6. Place in the freezer to set for about 3-5 hours. (If freezing for longer, remove from freezer at least 30 minutes before serving.) Serve with coconut whipped cream and/or candied pecans.

NOTES:

*These cheesecakes are subtly sweet, but feel free to add more maple syrup if you prefer a sweeter dessert.

Because I didn’t make this recipe, I don’t have any prep pics, but you’re going to enjoy the pics I have. I can tell you that Jamie said this was not difficult to make.

The finished product. – No Bake Pumpkin Cheesecakes.
Check out the crust and the topping. (And yes, I really like my Coco Whip!)
This was SO good! I ate two of them!

Enjoy!

Thanks for stopping!

Brenda

(I’ve pasted the original recipe below my disclaimer because I couldn’t get their link to work.)

Disclaimer:                                 

These recipes and tips are not guaranteed to work or be safe for everyone. Allergies are extremely complicated and vary for each individual. It is still your responsibility to read labels to ensure your safety. I cannot be held liable for any ill effects from using my tips to avoid your allergies. (Sorry guys, I don’t foresee any problems, but Momma’s gotta cover her backside, ya know?) Just read your labels! Do your research!

Here’s the recipe Jamie found:

Pumpkin Spice Pancakes (Vegan & Gluten Free)

We’re in the thick of the pumpkin spice season and I have several pumpkin spice recipes I’m hoping to post. I’m behind the eight ball here, with not much time for all of the wisdom that I hope to impart! LOL

So, with no time to waste, below you will find Bradley’s recipe for a delicious, fluffy and somewhat puffy pancake. (This recipe can be tweaked to make a great pancake for those who don’t have food allergies/sensitivities.)

Pumpkin Spice Pancakes (Vegan/Gluten Free) credit: Bradley Halfman

Ingredients:

Start warming your pan. Pancakes turn out best when the pan you’re cooking them in is hot, so start heating your pan slowly as you mix these up.

  • 1 1/2 cups Measure For Measure Flour (or your favorite flour)
  • 3 1/2 tsp baking powder
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 1 1/2 Tbsp granulated sugar
  • Cinnamon, cloves and ginger (to taste/smell)
  • 1 1/4 cups almond milk (or your favorite milk)
  • 1/4 cup pumpkin puree (I use Kroger brand)
  • 2-3 Tbsp canola oil (or your preferred oil)

Combine all dry ingredients in mixing bowl with a whisk. Then add milk, pumpkin and oil – in that order. (If batter is thicker than you like, you can add more milk. Keep in mind, the thinner your batter, the thinner your pancake. I’ve found if my pan is warmed up and my heat is consistent, I can actually make a thicker gluten free pancake, which will cook all the way through without burning.)

Use a fair amount of oil in bottom of pan. (If you want to check if pan is ready, get a couple fingers wet and flick a drop or two of water into pan. If it sizzles, you’re good to go.)

The little holes in your pancakes let you know it’s time to flip them.

Drop batter into hot pan. As they get closer to flipping them, hopefully your pancakes will give you the telltale sign of little bubbles popping and leaving small holes in the top of your pancake. When it’s time to flip, I add a little more oil to the pan and swish it around. I’ve had good luck with the pancakes popping right out of the pan.

Serve warm with pancake syrup or maple syrup. Coco Whip whipped topping is always a fun addition on top. If you REALLY like your pumpkin spice (as much as Bradley does), sprinkle some of the pumpkin spices on top of the whipped topping!

Delicious!
The finished product!

Enjoy!

(Note: I don’t like the texture of gluten free pancakes when warmed up a day later. I only cook up as many pancakes as I know we’ll eat that day and refrigerate the remaining batter for another day!)

Thanks for stopping!

Brenda

Disclaimer:                                 

These recipes and tips are not guaranteed to work or be safe for everyone. Allergies are extremely complicated and vary for each individual. It is still your responsibility to read labels to ensure your safety. I cannot be held liable for any ill effects from using my tips to avoid your allergies. (Sorry guys, I don’t foresee any problems, but Momma’s gotta cover her backside, ya know?) Just read your labels! Do your research!

Brenda’s Vegan Broccoli Slaw

Grocery prices and the ever rising cost of gas are motivating me to try and use what food I have at home instead of running to the store to fill a food gap.

One recent Wednesday, my resolve was tested as I smelled the pork ribs and steak I’d earlier slathered with BBQ sauce, cooking in my crock pot. Coleslaw would be necessary, but my veggie drawer told a different story. It held no cabbage – shredded or not; just carrots, celery and a crown of broccoli. I’d made broccoli slaw once or twice, but only with the packaged broccoli slaw mix. I wondered…can you make broccoli slaw with a crown of broccoli? I eyed the crown which was taunting, no, challenging me. Challenge accepted. Hello Google.

There were tons of broccoli slaw recipes. Some gave the option of using the crown, which is where I needed direction. (I already knew I’d use my mom’s dressing recipe.)

The recipe said to cut the florets off the stem and thinly slice them in the food processor using the slicing blade. I could do that.

After cutting the florets off the stem, I put about 1/3 of my florets in the food processor, which apparently didn’t get the “thinly sliced” memo. Instead, it mowed through the florets. It was a floret massacre, little green shards everywhere! (See pic below.) It looked nothing like the packaged broccoli slaw I buy in the store.

I wasn’t exaggerating was I? Little green shards everywhere!

I panicked, but cooler heads prevailed. I refused to run screaming to the grocery store, in search of ready to go shredded broccoli slaw. I got my big knife and chopped the remaining florets.

When I first started chopping. My big knife is off to the right.
My chopped broccoli.

Next step said to peel the stems of the broccoli before grating them. I’d never peeled broccoli stems before, so I googled “How to peel broccoli stems”. It said, “Use a knife.” Thank you Captain Obvious! Peeling the stems was easier said than done and it didn’t last long; not because I finished quickly, I simply lost patience. I decided to get my big knife out again and chop up those stems, peel and all. I chopped until they looked similar in size to packaged broccoli slaw.

Seriously, I chopped the whole stem up and called it slaw! And it was good!

Then I peeled a carrot (that I can do) and shredded it. Next I diced up some celery. I mixed up my mom’s dressing recipe and poured it over the salad. I added craisins and sunflower seeds. (These were suggested in the online recipe that helped me realize I could use a crown of broccoli for slaw. A link for it is at the end of this post.)

Before dressing.
After dressing!
Look at all that yummy creaminess!
Dinner is served!

Couple hours later I served the broccoli slaw with our pork and it was fabulous! I’ve since made it for a couple parties and had several people ask for the recipe, so here it is.

Brenda’s Vegan Broccoli Slaw

  • 1 crown broccoli (or 1 bag shredded broccoli slaw)
  • 1-2 carrots
  • 1 stalk celery
  • 1/2 – 3/4 cup Hellman’s Vegan
  • Mustard (couple shots)
  • Vinegar (to taste & smell)
  • Sugar (to taste) I made mine a little sweet.
  • Salt & pepper to taste
  • Dash of almond milk if you want to thin out the dressing, but don’t thin it out too much. This slaw tastes best with a creamy dressing.
  • Craisins, sunflower &/or slivered almonds are optional

What to do:

Wash & dry broccoli and celery

Cut florets off stems and thinly slice with a large knife.

Slice broccoli stems into thin strips. (Feel free to peel it first if you can master that.)

Peel & grate carrot(s)

Thinly slice celery

In small bowl combine Hellman’s Vegan, mustard, vinegar, salt and pepper. Keep mixing until you get the flavor and consistency you want. Pour it over your slaw mixture.

Refrigerate before and after serving. Best if eaten in about 3 days.

Enjoy!

Thanks for stopping.

Brenda

Another Meatless Friday – Cheese Quesadilla (Vegan & Gluten Free)

Another Friday in Lent… I stared blankly into my fridge, trying to find anything, besides fish sticks, I could make for dinner. I spied my Mission Gluten Free Spinach Herb Tortilla Wraps. I knew I still had my Daiya Mexican Cheeze Shreds. Cheese quesadillas it would be!

Pretty simple. The pictures will tell the story.

This is what the wraps look like. Pic is horrible. The bag is literally twisted and the only way I could straighten it out is if I cut it apart, but I’m still using it so I’m not going to cut it.

I use my cast iron skillet. Brush bottom of pan with some oil and heat it up. Place one wrap in hot pan, sprinkle cheeze on wrap, cover with another wrap. While cooking, continually press the quesadilla down with a spatula to help the cheeze adhere to both wraps.

I use cast iron because it gives me more of an even heat than my non-stick pans do.

Cook first side about 2-3 minutes, then flip – carefully. Cook second side about 2 minutes and you’re done. Slide it out of the pan and onto a plate.

Done!

Cut it up with a pizza cutter.

Serve with rice, refried beans with black beans and salsa.

Look at that melted cheeze!!!

Enjoy!

Thanks for stopping.

Brenda

https://www.missionfoods.com/

Daiya link

Meatless Friday – Black Bean Nachos (Vegan)

Meatless Fridays – not a fan. I’ve never made that a secret. I don’t eat seafood, while most everyone else seems to enjoy a fish fry. So, the seven Fridays in Lent are a bit challenging for me when it comes to meals. Last Friday, Kevin stepped in with a suggestion of bean nachos. They turned out great.

Black Bean Nachos (Vegan)

This is what I did:

½ – ¾ can of vegetarian refried beans (Some refried beans contain pork lard. You can actually find cans that say “vegetarian” on them.)

½ can black beans (Drained & rinsed.)

Stir the two together. Then add to taste (I also smell it, but that’s me.) cumin, cayenne pepper, chili powder, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, salt and pepper. Mix it all up, then pour in some salsa to thin the mixture a bit, but be careful not to make it runny.

Not a lovely pic, but this is what it looks like.

Spread tortilla chips on baking sheet/pan.

Spread bean mixture over the top of the chips with a spoon. You’ll probably need to use a couple of fingers too – this stuff is thick.

Cover your nachos with vegan cheese. (This time I used Daiya Mexican 4 Cheese Shreds, which is really good; but I also like Violife and Simple Truth cheese alternatives.)

Bake at 350 degrees approximately 10 minutes or until cheese melts. Keep in mind, non-dairy cheeses take longer to melt, some never melt entirely.

A few chips browned. I left it in maybe a little too long, hoping cheese would melt and it did!

Serve right out of the oven with diced onions, peppers and tomatoes, shredded lettuce, black olives, guacamole, non-dairy plain yogurt alternative (I use So Delicious brand) and salsa.

Perfection!

Enjoy!

Thanks for stopping!

Brenda

https://daiyafoods.com/?s=mexican+4+cheese+shreds

https://violifefoods.com/us/our-products/

https://www.kroger.com/search?query=simple%20truth%20non-dairy%20cheese&searchType=default_search&fulfillment=all